alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars


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icarly2007:

mom: i love you (:

me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people. 


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satanshoe:

at least she real with it.


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urtube:

taze-that-chicken:

urtube:

It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit

you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t have glasses on right? Everything is just a little blurry

Yes thank you I’ve been wearing glasses for 10 years I know how it is when I can’t find mine which is why I made this post


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theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language


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tsunamiwavesurfing:

ball is life


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readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown


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Blog aesthetic by zodiac sign

just-a-kitten-named-rabid:

Aries: Tums

Taurus: Pillow Fort

Gemini: Kitty Litter

Cancer: A Pair of Broken Headphones

Leo: Hat

Virgo: Dried-Up Glue

Libra: Fabric Softener

Scorpio: Empty Trash Can

Sagittarius: Jellyfish

Capricorn: Drawings from 5th Grade

Aquarius: the ball-pit

Pisces: spare change found in your couch


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darkra-i:

I miss this show


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mishasminions:

anotherscreamingfangirl:

mishasminions:

I read an article about The Big Sleep (1946) where they had to hint at the sexual exploits of Carmen Sternwood because censorship wouldn’t allow them to say that she’s been doing pornographic photo shoots. So they put her in a “Chinese dress in a Chinese chair”. During that period in Hollywood, people understood that “Chinese” was code for “immoral or deviant”. Anyway, point is, mentioning “Chinese” was supposed explain that she did porn.

So now you get the joke.

is that dean’s way of asking for a threesome??? :D

SHORT ANSWER IS YES

LONG ANSWER IS
DEAN LIKES BAD GIRLS AND NO WONDER CAS IS A REBEL


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